TGIF MEMES!

Bebaibee

BATTLE WITHIN.

  I was reading the Bible one evening and I came across this passage in Romans 7:14-20, and it says " we know that the law is spiritual but I am unspiritual, sold as a slave to sin. I do not understand what i do, for what I want to do, I do not do, but what i hate i do. And if I do what I do not want to do, I know that the law is good. As it is, it is no longer i myself who do it, but it is sin living in me. For i know that good itself does not dwell in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For i have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out. For i do not do the good i want to do, but the evil i do not want to do - this i keep on doing. Now if i do what i do not want to do, it is no longer i who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it".
  Now let's forget the grammatical expressions and the religious aspect of it, what interested me, was the fact that as humans, mere mortals of this earth, we are not originally designed to do good. Not because we can't, but it is easier to do the opposite of what is right. Sometimes we find ourselves in conflict concerning right decisions to make. We know that when we are hurt by people, forgiveness and letting go is the ideal religious thing to do but that sometimes is like hardest thing to do.
  Giving, self control, sincere love, forgiveness are some of the hard morsels to swallow completely as humans and sometimes we really shouldn't beat ourselves up over them when it doesn't come naturally or when it's a constant battle. The only thing we can do is to continue to make efforts to do the right that we are meant to do and be the humans we meant to be, and that is to make mistakes sometimes.

Bebaibee

MR. NOBODY!

For all the people who remember Mr. Nobody.

I know a funny little man,
As quiet as a mouse
Who does the mischief that is done
In everybody's house.
There's no one ever sees his face,
And yet we all agree
That every plate we break was cracked
By Mr Nobody.

Tis he who always tears our books,
Who leaves our doors ajar
He pulls the buttons from our shirts,
And scatters pins afar
That squeaking door will always squeak,
Because of this, you see
We leave the oiling to be done
By Mr Nobody.

He puts damp wood upon the fire,
So kettles cannot boil
His are the feet that bring in mud
And all the carpets soil.
The papers always are mislaid
Who had them last but he?
There's no one tosses them about
But Mr Nobody.

Bebaibee

RE-LIVING MACMILLAN.

I loved it everytime my class teacher asked us to bring out our MacMillan English textbook, popularly known as "reader". The passages were always interesting with interesting characters every school year, from Ali and Simbi, Agbo, Mr Salami, Edet and so on. But what made MacMillan interesting and popular, where the characters.

Bebaibee

TROUBLE

The delicate nature of a flower
The gentleness of a sheep
The submissive woman in power
All qualities i seek to keep
However in my thoughts, i seem to act
The roaring of a lion
The scratching of a cat
Spitting of the cobra
I long for the softness from within
Without exhibiting undue calmness
The struggle and growl invades me
And leaving me with a sad face
And certainly i will return from that place
Without which i will fall deep into my fears
I must therefore keep watch and take care
For the trouble within refuses to go beneath

Bebaibee

LET'S HAVE A FEW LAUGHS.

Teacher: what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: Teacher


Boyfriend: do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend: it is sufficient for me but how will u will survive?


Teacher: I am beautiful, what tense is that?
Pupil: obviously past tense.


Husband: everytime I hit you, you don't fight back, how do you manage your anger?
Wife: i clean the toilet.
Husband: how does that help?
Wife: i use your toothbrush.


Johnny: daddy are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: have i not told you not to mention such things during meals?
Mother: why did you say, junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: its because I saw one on daddy's lettuce and now it's gone.


A little boy at a wedding, looks up at his mom and says "mommy, why does the girl wear white"?
His mom replies " the bride is in white because she is happy and today is the happiest day of her life"
The boy thinks about it and says to his mom "well then, why is the boy wearing black?"


A waiter approached a man studying the menu at a fancy restaurant, "may i take your order, sir?
"well I was wondering how you prepare your chicken" the man replied.
"oh, its nothing too special sir" said the waiter, "we just tell them straight out they are going to die".


How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
How old will you be on your next birthday?
Ten.
Oh i don't think that's possible.
Oh it is, I am nine today.


Teacher: idiots, at your age, Einstein ranked first class, what about you?
Student: sir, at your age, Hitler committed suicide, what about you?

Bebaibee

BREASTS ARE US.

Bazongas, boobs, tits, whatever you call them, they are an interesting set. Girls love them and guys love them more. They start off aesthetic, help in the nourishment of a baby and later on become unimportant. Here are some interesting facts about the girls. Did you know that....
1. The largest breasts are 38kkk. Imagine how insanely huge it would look 😱.
2. Breast milk taste better than cow's milk due to the high amount of lactose. Hmmnn.
3. Breastfeeding changes the way a mother's brain works. It makes the mother more attuned to her own child's crying.
4. Some women can achieve orgasm from nipple stimulation alone.
5. Breasts are more fraternal twins than identical (the left is slightly bigger than the right).
6. Breast sizes are not static. They gain and lose weight too due to pms, periods, pregnancy.
7. Among primates, only humans have breasts permanently, other primates grow breasts for feeding their young.
8. The most common bra size around the world is a B-cup.
9. There are different types of nipples too.
10. Men find boobs more sexually appealing than any other part of a woman's body.
  And there you have it, breasts are us ✌.

Bebaibee