Teacher: what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: Teacher
Boyfriend: do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend: it is sufficient for me but how will u will survive?
Teacher: I am beautiful, what tense is that?
Pupil: obviously past tense.
Husband: everytime I hit you, you don't fight back, how do you manage your anger?
Wife: i clean the toilet.
Husband: how does that help?
Wife: i use your toothbrush.
Johnny: daddy are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: have i not told you not to mention such things during meals?
Mother: why did you say, junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: its because I saw one on daddy's lettuce and now it's gone.
A little boy at a wedding, looks up at his mom and says "mommy, why does the girl wear white"?
His mom replies " the bride is in white because she is happy and today is the happiest day of her life"
The boy thinks about it and says to his mom "well then, why is the boy wearing black?"
A waiter approached a man studying the menu at a fancy restaurant, "may i take your order, sir?
"well I was wondering how you prepare your chicken" the man replied.
"oh, its nothing too special sir" said the waiter, "we just tell them straight out they are going to die".
How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
How old will you be on your next birthday?
Ten.
Oh i don't think that's possible.
Oh it is, I am nine today.
Teacher: idiots, at your age, Einstein ranked first class, what about you?
Student: sir, at your age, Hitler committed suicide, what about you?
Bebaibee
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