1. When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat, the weights do.
2. Chuck Norris e-mail address, yahoo@chucknorris.com.
3. When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord and then used it to strangle the doctor that slapped his butt.
4. People have near-death experiences, death has near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
5. When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was used on the doctors.
6. When Chuck Norris looks at the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough not to stand in the way of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris urine is said to add 300 horse power when added to your fuel.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information out of them.
9. Chuck Norris had a heart attack, his heart lost.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't wear boots, his feet are of boot material.
11. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you, if you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
12. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross, just never his own.
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