THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME.

1. My mother taught me LOGIC...
"Because I said so, that's why".

2. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE...
"If you are going to kill each other do it outside, i just finished cleaning".

3. My mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"what were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you........ don't talk back to me when I am talking".

4. My mother taught me RELIGION...
"you better pray that stain comes off the carpet".

5. My mother taught me IRONY....
"keep crying and I will give you something to cry about".

6. My mother taught me ANTICIPATION....
"just wait till your father gets home".

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS......
"shut your mouth and eat your food".

8. My mother taught me JUSTICE......
"one day you will have kids and i hope they turn out like you, then u will see what's like".         And she thought no one was listening.

Bebaibee