TROUBLE

The delicate nature of a flower
The gentleness of a sheep
The submissive woman in power
All qualities i seek to keep
However in my thoughts, i seem to act
The roaring of a lion
The scratching of a cat
Spitting of the cobra
I long for the softness from within
Without exhibiting undue calmness
The struggle and growl invades me
And leaving me with a sad face
And certainly i will return from that place
Without which i will fall deep into my fears
I must therefore keep watch and take care
For the trouble within refuses to go beneath

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LET'S HAVE A FEW LAUGHS.

Teacher: what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: Teacher


Boyfriend: do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend: it is sufficient for me but how will u will survive?


Teacher: I am beautiful, what tense is that?
Pupil: obviously past tense.


Husband: everytime I hit you, you don't fight back, how do you manage your anger?
Wife: i clean the toilet.
Husband: how does that help?
Wife: i use your toothbrush.


Johnny: daddy are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: have i not told you not to mention such things during meals?
Mother: why did you say, junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: its because I saw one on daddy's lettuce and now it's gone.


A little boy at a wedding, looks up at his mom and says "mommy, why does the girl wear white"?
His mom replies " the bride is in white because she is happy and today is the happiest day of her life"
The boy thinks about it and says to his mom "well then, why is the boy wearing black?"


A waiter approached a man studying the menu at a fancy restaurant, "may i take your order, sir?
"well I was wondering how you prepare your chicken" the man replied.
"oh, its nothing too special sir" said the waiter, "we just tell them straight out they are going to die".


How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
How old will you be on your next birthday?
Ten.
Oh i don't think that's possible.
Oh it is, I am nine today.


Teacher: idiots, at your age, Einstein ranked first class, what about you?
Student: sir, at your age, Hitler committed suicide, what about you?

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BREASTS ARE US.

Bazongas, boobs, tits, whatever you call them, they are an interesting set. Girls love them and guys love them more. They start off aesthetic, help in the nourishment of a baby and later on become unimportant. Here are some interesting facts about the girls. Did you know that....
1. The largest breasts are 38kkk. Imagine how insanely huge it would look 😱.
2. Breast milk taste better than cow's milk due to the high amount of lactose. Hmmnn.
3. Breastfeeding changes the way a mother's brain works. It makes the mother more attuned to her own child's crying.
4. Some women can achieve orgasm from nipple stimulation alone.
5. Breasts are more fraternal twins than identical (the left is slightly bigger than the right).
6. Breast sizes are not static. They gain and lose weight too due to pms, periods, pregnancy.
7. Among primates, only humans have breasts permanently, other primates grow breasts for feeding their young.
8. The most common bra size around the world is a B-cup.
9. There are different types of nipples too.
10. Men find boobs more sexually appealing than any other part of a woman's body.
  And there you have it, breasts are us ✌.

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DISNEY'S TWISTED PRINCESSES.

As we all know, Disney princesses are sweet, lovable and beautiful. Over the years, different artists have done different re-imaginations of Disney characters. They change them from adorable to whatever imagination of the artist. This particular re-imagination is about Disney princesses as sick, twisted and demented. I love this particular one because it shows the total opposite of our lovely princesses, don't get me wrong I love my Disney characters but this is just crazy. This series includes Rapunzel, Belle, Pocahontas, Cinderella, Ariel, Snow White, Esmeralda and Jasmine.

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CHUCK NORRIS JOKES.

1. When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat, the weights do.
2. Chuck Norris e-mail address, yahoo@chucknorris.com.
3. When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord and then used it to strangle the doctor that slapped his butt.
4. People have near-death experiences, death has near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
5. When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was used on the doctors.
6. When Chuck Norris looks at the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough not to stand in the way of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris urine is said to add 300 horse power when added to your fuel.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information out of them.
9. Chuck Norris had a heart attack, his heart lost.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't wear boots, his feet  are of boot material.
11. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you, if you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
12. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross, just never his own.

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TGIF MEMES.

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RANDOM QUESTION CORNER

I found this on Facebook and I made it my display picture once, this is mainly for the guys, "If you were in this situation, how would you get out successfully under the watch of Madam" 😂.

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